- Rule one of being a Shadowhunter: tell everyone who asks “ARE JACE AND CLARY RELATED?!??!?!?!” Yes. You tell them YES.
- Rule two of being a Shadowhunter: If someone asks for no spoilers, you spam them with fake spoilers.
- Rule three of being a Shadowhunter: ALWAYS accept that Jamie is Jace
- Rule four of being a Shadowhunter: Love and respect your parabatai as if you were really Jem and Will.
- Rule five of being a Shadowhunter: You MUST shout incest at the cinema screen when Clace kiss to confuse some bitches.
- Rule six of being a Shadowhunter: When someone dies, you say Ave Atque Vale.
- Rule seven of being a Shadowhunter: Always support Simons band. No matter how shit it is.
- Rule eight of being a Shadowhunter: Always look better in black than the widows of your enemies.
- Rule nine of being a Shadowhunter: Always ask Jace if you can touch his mangoes.
- Rule ten of being a Shadowhunter: Nothing less than 7 inches.
- Unofficial rule eleven of being a Shadowhunter: yank on Valentine’s ponybraid if you see him. It makes him squeal.
“Okayyyyy,” Isabelle said in a low voice, “When did Brother Zachariah get hot?”
